Are you tired of white collar criminals going free because they shred the evidence seconds before police arrive? Well, meet The Shred Squad, a bold new approach to law enforcement.
These well-armed soldiers, ingeniously camouflaged by strips of paper, are able to penetrate corporate shredding rooms before the crooks can start covering their trails. From the time the “Shred Red” alarm sounds in their high-tech “Shred Shed,” these specialists can be hand-cuffing fancy-dressed CEOs within minutes.
Or wait, maybe that isn’t what’s happening here at all. Feel free to offer your own suggestions via Post a Comment. There are no wrong answers.
Peruvian soldiers wearing camouflage gear participate in a military parade to celebrate Peru’s Independence Day in Lima July 29, 2007. REUTERS/Pilar Olivares
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Knit-whits.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksCousin It, meet Cousin Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhere’s Martha Stewart living these days?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThey look spiffy. Check that. They look Spiffery.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksPssst. Gomez! I told you I could march the whole parade backwards without nobody noticing. That’s fifty Pesos and a six of cervezas, amigo.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIt’s the guns. Chicks dig the guns.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThis is my Rifle.
This is my
Where?
This is my
Ah, fer cryin’ out loud. Not again. It’s here someplace. Gimme a second.
Sorry, Sarge.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNot quite as flammable as they look. Probably.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThree of the soldiers were waylaid and disappeared. They were discoverd three weeks later in a car wash, strapped to three separate rotating dowels, hungry but alive; clean to within an inch of their lives.
Hate when that happens.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe staff was aghast when the new intern on the Muppet Show returned from the cleaners.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe Peruvian Army shows off its new “Star Trek Alien” camouflage in preparation for LimaCon 2007.
- Posted by CharleneGee Shawn, enough is enough. Go to bed now!
- Posted by James