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Hey, Blog Guy! A lot of us out here watch your blog constantly for career advice, because you weigh the pros and cons of jobs like belly dancing, contortionism, snake handling, voluntary mutilation and other opportunities our guidance counsellors may be hiding from us. Have you spotted anything new ?
Well, yes. If somebody offers you the job of sticking your head in the back-end of a massive Long March 2 rocket, like the dude in this photo, you may want to pass, or at least ask detailed questions about protective masks and the dental plan. And be wary if they tell you it’s only a “model” rocket – that’s the oldest trick in the book.
A security guard checks the model of a Chinese Long March 2E rocket at a space exhibition in Wuhan, capital of central China’s Hubei province, September 6, 2007. REUTERS/Stringer
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I can’t see a goddamn thing. Where’s my lighter?
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Nope. No car keys here either.
There’s nothing here but a bunch of useless bones and organs.
I am the worst Chinese security guard in the world. When the heck is Chinese New Year? I want to blow up some fireworks!
Yep. Looks comfortable enough for a little security guard nap.
Days later found the guy opening Propellant Singed Beef, a rocket themed resturant.
World’s biggest hair dryer.
…and all that to discover his glasses were on his head the whole time.
Lame!