These are creepy, creepy times. Yesterday I scared the bejesus out of readers with tales of people being buried alive, and waking up during an autopsy, and I thought nothing could be more frightening until I thought about having to go out for drinks with this honey. Suddenly, that old expression “as scary as a Spanish fashion model” makes perfect sense.
It’s all here. The Vulcan eyebrows, the Marge Simpson hair, the lipstick applied randomly, highlighted by the kebab skewers through the head. All of these elements work together to make you think of a single pop culture phrase: “The call came from inside the house!”
A model displays an outfit by Elio Berhanyer during the Spring/Summer 2007-08 Pasarela Cibeles fashion show in Madrid September 18, 2007. REUTERS/Susana Vera
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I’ve seen her, Cliff, and I’m scared for you.
- Posted by John C AbellSo if we’re going with pop culture references, would this make her the Bride of Fronkensteen?
- Posted by Charlene…Everyone clapped politely as the next young woman was introduced into society. Mainly because they were afraid of what her parents (Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein) might do to them if they didn’t.
- Posted by KOh, sweet mystery of life, I’ve finally found you.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksShe’s a dear ringer for
Nah. Too easy.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI always wondered what happened to the innocent little first grader I convinced to eat paste.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksYet somehow she has no iron deficiency.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksReminds of my teenager. Perfectly capable of feigning acute interest while thinking about, oh, I don’t know, a new MP3 player?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNope. Couldn’t find any good Indigo Girls songs.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf Sigourney Weaver and John Waters were to have a child, this is what it would look like.
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