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September 21st, 2007

Fashion hit parade, so to speak?

Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Oddly Enough, , ,

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Hey, Blog Guy, I need your help. I am a professional assassin who happens to be a woman, and while I would love to look good on the job, nobody seems to be going after this market. Oh sure, there’s plenty for the MALE assassins to wear, but nothing for us gals. I’m about mad enough to kill somebody! Any advice?

Nikita

Hold on, things seem to be looking up for lady killers. At a big fashion show in Madrid this week we found a number of very stylish outfits clearly aimed at hitwomen, cat burglars, lethal seductresses, and just plain terrifying Internet blind dates.

Meanwhile, I guess anybody who thinks this new fashion season marks a return to frilly femininity can probably think again.

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A model displays an outfit by Spanish designer Andres Sarda during the Spring/Summer 2008 Pasarela Cibeles fashion show in Madrid September 20, 2007. REUTERS/Andrea Comas

10 comments so far

Zorro’s little sister is now all grown up and in law enforcement…..and/or stripping….

- Posted by K

Hi-Yo, Spandex! Away!

- Posted by Charlene

I think I’m in love.

- Posted by John C Abell

John, John, John….. She probably isn’t even a “nice” girl…..

- Posted by Robert Basler

Tomb Raider meets Batman.

- Posted by Lady Weasel

Doesn’t she die every episode or something?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Ammo. Knew I forgot something.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Yes, as a matter of fact, I would like a black and tan.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

These x-ray vision spy glasses are good but they’re not great.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Suddenly, I understand the |:+ smiley. Cool!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

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