Me? I thought YOU told her about bracelets!

September 24, 2007

This professional fashion model…

  1. apparently skipped the class called “Jewelry: What Goes Where?”
  2. is not who you want to take as your date to a corn-on-the-cob restaurant
  3. was named the Best ZZ Top Female Tribute Artist for four straight years
  4. should plan on serious delays in getting through airport security

In case you think this photo is just a novelty fluke, take a look at the slideshow:

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A model displays an outfit by Carlos Diez during the Spring/Summer 2008 Pasarela Cibeles fashion show in Madrid September 21, 2007. REUTERS/Susana Vera

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Carlos Diez’s Anti-Orange-Skeleton Defence Shield protected Anastasia’s face but failed to cover her more delicate areas.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

For those without will power, there are devices which can discourage overeating…

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Airport Security; we’ve got a live one.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Is that a snaffle?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Two words: invis-align. Okay, so one and a kinda word.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Didn’t read the captions. Guilty.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Ooh. Sparkly.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

The metal bikini may have shrunk in the wash but designer Carlos Dias long ago learned how to turn lemons into lemonade.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

I’ve never heard of chain female armor.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Ah, honey, what’s wrong? Why the long face?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Goes through Gilette Mach IIIs like nobody’s business.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

The Pain some go through to avoid Mono. Geez.

Posted by Dan | Report as abusive

The catwalk, naturally, runs north-south.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Monster Garage is up for pretty much anything.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

The other models were jealous when Janine lost ten pounds after the show. Several were convinced she had somehow cheated.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Makes a bloke want to show off Mr. Diaz’s Wedgie collection. If only.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

I have trouble enough getting the wires off a Champagne cork.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Yeah, Bobbi buys and sells stolen goods. We like to call her the chain link fence.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

[thought bubble]
I feel I have the weight of untold thoughts upon my brow.

What’s this?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Davey Jones’ junkyard cousin.

Posted by Lady Weasel | Report as abusive

Don’t tase me bro!

Posted by Ben | Report as abusive

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My favorite person when walking in open fields during a thunderstorm….

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