This professional fashion model…
- apparently skipped the class called “Jewelry: What Goes Where?”
- is not who you want to take as your date to a corn-on-the-cob restaurant
- was named the Best ZZ Top Female Tribute Artist for four straight years
- should plan on serious delays in getting through airport security
In case you think this photo is just a novelty fluke, take a look at the slideshow:

A model displays an outfit by Carlos Diez during the Spring/Summer 2008 Pasarela Cibeles fashion show in Madrid September 21, 2007. REUTERS/Susana Vera


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Carlos Diez’s Anti-Orange-Skeleton Defence Shield protected Anastasia’s face but failed to cover her more delicate areas.
- Posted by CharleneFor those without will power, there are devices which can discourage overeating…
- Posted by KAirport Security; we’ve got a live one.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIs that a snaffle?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksTwo words: invis-align. Okay, so one and a kinda word.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDidn’t read the captions. Guilty.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksOoh. Sparkly.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe metal bikini may have shrunk in the wash but designer Carlos Dias long ago learned how to turn lemons into lemonade.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’ve never heard of chain female armor.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAh, honey, what’s wrong? Why the long face?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksGoes through Gilette Mach IIIs like nobody’s business.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe Pain some go through to avoid Mono. Geez.
- Posted by DanThe catwalk, naturally, runs north-south.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMonster Garage is up for pretty much anything.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe other models were jealous when Janine lost ten pounds after the show. Several were convinced she had somehow cheated.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMakes a bloke want to show off Mr. Diaz’s Wedgie collection. If only.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI have trouble enough getting the wires off a Champagne cork.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksYeah, Bobbi buys and sells stolen goods. We like to call her the chain link fence.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[thought bubble]
I feel I have the weight of untold thoughts upon my brow.
What’s this?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDavey Jones’ junkyard cousin.
- Posted by Lady WeaselDon’t tase me bro!
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- Posted by Pizda.Net | Don’t wear the bracelet on your neck, honey…My favorite person when walking in open fields during a thunderstorm….
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