Quick quiz: these yummy chocolates are being served at…
a) a VIP party at the Savoy Hotel
b) a new, high-end Belgian chocolate shop on Fifth Avenue
c) a Victorian row house in posh Georgetown
d) a public toilet in Hong Kong
Unfortunately, the answer is the Hong Kong toilet, which by coincidence is one of the extremely few places where I myself would say “No, thank you” to chocolates.
I mean, I don’t care how much marble and mood lighting and fresh-cut flowers you have, it’s still a place where we all know why we’re there, and it isn’t to scarf truffles. Tara Joseph-Hui reports:
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I seriously can’t stop laughing. This is awesome.
- Posted by Joel Gray“Whatcha doin?
Eatin’ chocolate.
Where’d ya get it?
My dog, he dropped it.
Where’s he drop it?
In the sewer.
What do you call it?
Puppy manure!”
- Posted by Lady WeaselI’d avoid the brown ones if I were you.
- Posted by CharleneLet’s hope it’s not crappy.
- Posted by Lucy