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Doc Jocks: what’s wrong with YOU?
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What you see here is a medical breakthrough – lingerie which can instantly identify and diagnose hundreds of maladies. This young woman probably had no idea she was crazy, until she paraded in front of gawking crowds of spectators in her undies.
Other “models” at the medical convention were surprised to learn they had scabies, lactose intolerance and fear of circus clowns, at the same time the information was flashed on their behinds. The firm that owns the technology was asked why it was only using it in skimpy undergarments, and replied, “Just because.”
Okay, maybe this isn’t what’s really happening, but it’s more fun than just another fashion caption.
A model displays underwear by Triumph during a show in Mumbai October 1, 2007. REUTERS/Arko Datta
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Do they have “stupid” and “moron” as well? They might….fit…better.
Fear of circus clowns is a malady?
Crazy, I can deal with at a fashion show. Flatulent? Not so much.
I can’t tell her exact words but I have only one answer for her. Yes, dear.
Is it just me, or would this be more appropriate on a straight jacket?
Crazy? Or just faking it to get out of her student loans?
Um.
Thanks, Robert.
Yep! Time to take the old ‘Spanky’ shorts out of retirement.
Funny. I’ve got one-liner undies, only they read, “Henry’s Bar and Grill – just off I-10 at Benson, AZ.”
Beach volleyball in season already?
I never noticed before (and several times after) that her panties spelled out anything…but then again, who cares anyway!