Doc Jocks: what’s wrong with YOU?

October 2, 2007

What you see here is a medical breakthrough – lingerie which can instantly identify and diagnose hundreds of maladies. This young woman probably had no idea she was crazy, until she paraded in front of gawking crowds of spectators in her undies.

Other “models” at the medical convention were surprised to learn they had scabies, lactose intolerance and fear of circus clowns, at the same time the information was flashed on their behinds. The firm that owns the technology was asked why it was only using it in skimpy undergarments, and replied, “Just because.”

Okay, maybe this isn’t what’s really happening, but it’s more fun than just another fashion caption.

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A model displays underwear by Triumph during a show in Mumbai October 1, 2007. REUTERS/Arko Datta


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Do they have “stupid” and “moron” as well? They might….fit…better.

Posted by K. | Report as abusive

Fear of circus clowns is a malady?

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

Crazy, I can deal with at a fashion show. Flatulent? Not so much.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

I can’t tell her exact words but I have only one answer for her. Yes, dear.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Is it just me, or would this be more appropriate on a straight jacket?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Crazy? Or just faking it to get out of her student loans?

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Thanks, Robert.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Yep! Time to take the old ‘Spanky’ shorts out of retirement.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Funny. I’ve got one-liner undies, only they read, “Henry’s Bar and Grill – just off I-10 at Benson, AZ.”

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Beach volleyball in season already?

Posted by John C Abell | Report as abusive

I never noticed before (and several times after) that her panties spelled out anything…but then again, who cares anyway!

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