News, but not the serious kind
Doc Jocks: what’s wrong with YOU?
What you see here is a medical breakthrough – lingerie which can instantly identify and diagnose hundreds of maladies. This young woman probably had no idea she was crazy, until she paraded in front of gawking crowds of spectators in her undies.
Other “models” at the medical convention were surprised to learn they had scabies, lactose intolerance and fear of circus clowns, at the same time the information was flashed on their behinds. The firm that owns the technology was asked why it was only using it in skimpy undergarments, and replied, “Just because.”
Okay, maybe this isn’t what’s really happening, but it’s more fun than just another fashion caption.
A model displays underwear by Triumph during a show in Mumbai October 1, 2007. REUTERS/Arko Datta