What happens in Rat Island stays in…
Okay, would-be graduates of the Acme School of Marketing. For your final exam, you must work up a campaign to attract tourists to romantic Rat Island, in the remote Aleutian island chain.
Yes, good question about the name. Well, rats pretty much run the place, ever since they migrated there from a shipwrecked vessel in 1780, but they do help keep prices down for cost-conscious tourists, unlike fancy places like Nantucket which are not crawling with rodents. Here are some slogans to get you started:
- Rat Island: Welcoming guests since 1780
- A romantic Rat Island getaway: say cheese!
- Rat Island: Sounds like Rhode Island, only different…
- When is the last time rats killed anybody, anyway?