This modelling agency in London specializes in providing unattractive people for commercial work. Just in case there is confusion about their specialty, the place calls itself the Ugly Modelling Agency.
Their A-list includes some guy with more piercings than anybody else in the world, a dude who can pop his eyes out on demand, and trolls and mutants you don’t even want to know about.
“Sorry, Tiffany, but your portfolio just doesn’t make you look quite hideous enough. Go get yourself some more facial tattoos and a bit more tooth decay, and come see us again.”
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Well, even Lizard Man has to have gainful employment to pay the rent for his secret lair…
- Posted by K.Yeah, but can [she?/he?] also yodel while throwing pizza dough?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIt’s not you, it’s me. Really.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHe might have survived had we been able to do an MRI, but we only had two weeks.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWell congrats! You metal the requirements.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIt’s not makeup. I just haven’t figured out yet which one isn’t real tin.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMy TV reception sucks. Do you mind moving to Montreal?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIs it still tricotilomania if you pick at the studs that are were your hair is supposed to still be?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhere have you been all my life? An asylum? That explains much.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksGot his tummy stapled years ago; not to change its size or to because he was obese but as elective surgery.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhat am I going to do next? I’m going to Harvard!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf you take a magic marker and connect the piercings, I am told they form the outline of a FREAK!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMr. Brosnan is not pleased at the comparison.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[...] model from the Ugly Modeling Agency (thank you to the boys and girls at Reuters’ Oddly Enough desk) reminds me of a good [...]
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