My fashion taste is all about designs that are practical, so I note with some alarm that this season, many of the dresses we’re seeing are only slightly smaller than the Grand Coulee Dam.
I mean, is nobody expected to take a dress home anymore? Do you transport this thing on your car roof, like a Christmas Tree? What if you don’t have a spare bedroom to devote to a single article of clothing? Not to be indelicate, but God forbid you need to hit the powder room after a few Coronas Lights, or urgently want to visit a confessional.
“Hi, Tina. I’ll pick you up at 8 o’clock on Friday for our date. I can’t wait to see your new dress! Have you ever ridden in a Mini Cooper before?”
A model wears a creation from Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer women’s collection 2008 during Milan fashion week, September 27, 2007. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini
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…the latest in mobile homes, this dress can easily convert to a small apartment for those nights when you’ve had too much to drink and cannot drive home…
- Posted by K.Quantity has a quality all its own. Or, was that volume?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI get it. It was Dolce AND Gabbana.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDid I mention flatulence at a fashion show? Looks like D&G have taken steps to cleverly mask the problem. Notice the charcoal-impregnated fabric? The dissipative fabric ‘gills?’ D&G have taken your farts under their control and you pass the wind beneith their wings.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDolce, say you’re sorry to Gabbana. Gabbana, you are wrong too so apologize. Now, both of you go to your rooms and work on your own dresses.
Finally, some quiet.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’m imagining the Marylin Monroe thing, but with the model sent ass over teakettle.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksShe is a pretty good model but D&G said she should be further trained.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksBroke another ironing board, eh?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksTennis, anyone?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe tyrannosaurus dress used an extended tail to counterbalance and stablize it’s awesome frontquarters.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWWPS?
What would Picasso see?
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks