News, but not the serious kind
Meet Miss Novelty Shop, 2007!
Ladies and gentlemen, is she a sport, or what? In the pageant’s tough competition, this young lady fell for every stale novelty we threw at her! The old soot-covered binoculars, the glow-in-the-dark lipstick, even the really cheesy bald wig!
And then, just to show why she deserves this year’s Miss Novelty Shop title more than anyone, check out her realistic look of horror at being “tricked” by this stuff!
Come over here, Miss Novelty Shop, sit on your throne with your special cushion, put on this lapel flower, and open your can of peanut brittle. Hey! Looks like somebody threw up on the carpet! Man, I can’t stop laughing!