Meet Miss Novelty Shop, 2007!

October 9, 2007

Ladies and gentlemen, is she a sport, or what? In the pageant’s tough competition, this young lady fell for every stale novelty we threw at her! The old soot-covered binoculars, the glow-in-the-dark lipstick, even the really cheesy bald wig!

And then, just to show why she deserves this year’s Miss Novelty Shop title more than anyone, check out her realistic look of horror at being “tricked” by this stuff!

Come over here, Miss Novelty Shop, sit on your throne with your special cushion, put on this lapel flower, and open your can of peanut brittle. Hey! Looks like somebody threw up on the carpet! Man, I can’t stop laughing!

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fashion-eyes-360.jpgA model presents a creation by British designer John Galliano during his Spring/Summer 2008 ready-to-wear fashion show at Paris Fashion Week October 6, 2007. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier

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Brandy seemed appalled at being invited to a party to play the part of a disco ball…but she ended up going anyway.

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Bob,

You can’t just post screen grabs from Flash Gordon and call it news. We had this talk.

Another cast-off of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Columbia’s fraternal twin sister, Vegas.

Posted by Lady Weasel | Report as abusive

Head photographer, meet the head sequin model.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

If you never met that robot before this very moment, then what is that all over your lips?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

PLEASE, Mom. I let you do my makeup, like I do every year. PLEASE don’t give me your annual bowl haircut.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Is that Merlin in drag?

Posted by nocturnal rob | Report as abusive

Any one who knows John Gailliano knows that he’s a lil extreme when it comes to his work. I personally don’t see how he gets away with it lol. I think a season or two ago he did alot of kilt prints. It was horrifing! ‘Sa La Vi’ thats courture for ya!

Posted by Jennie | Report as abusive

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