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Models in witness protection program

October 15, 2007

Hello there young lady, good to have you modeling for us in the fashion show today! Connie will be doing your makeup and choosing your outfit. 

Oh, you already know Connie? I see. You denounced her as a “hoochie witch” on Geraldo, you put scorpions in her Mini Cooper,  you ran off with  her husband and you planted crystal meth in her carry-on bag?  Small  world! 

Well, I’m sure Connie will take good care of you today. I mean, you’re a beautiful woman. What’s the worst she could possibly do?

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A model presents a creation by Portuguese designer Dino Alves as part of his Spring/Summer 2008 collection during Lisbon Fashion Week in Cascais October 12, 2007. REUTERS/Jose Manuel Ribeiro

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Magdalena models yet another brilliant creation by the new German designer Kingoff Hartz.

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I knew they were all dudes.

 

Maria awoke from her short nap and hurried to get dressed for the fashion show. She didn’t bother to glance at a mirror before walking out on the catwalk, oblivious to the snickers of the other models. How was she to know that her arch rival had taken the opportunity to play a dirty little makeup trick while she slept.

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It is so hard to keep a straight face while wearing a handlebar mustache….especially if you’re a woman.

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You know fashion has reached an all-time low when they start making clothes out of the sleeves in a CD case.

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RUN!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!! O.O

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I would think the model would be grateful for the make-up…anything so as not to be identified as the idiot wearing that, uhmm…dress?

 

I wondered why my dryer has been blowing sultry wind into the house.

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STAY OUT OF MY LAUNDRY, DINO!

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