News, but not the serious kind
You call it an accessory, I call it a hanger
“Okay folks, we’re all professional fashion people, and I expect us to act like it! You know, I’m responsible for all this backstage property, and that includes these expensive new clothes hangers for our designer creations.
“Several hangers are already missing! Where are they? They didn’t just sashay on out by themselves, did they?
“I mean, what do you think, that some haute couture models wore the things out on the catwalk as part of their frickin’ outfits? Give me a break!”