Comments on: Cheese-eating nude sleepwalkers on the prowl? http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/ News, but not the serious kind Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:13:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: John C Abell http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332594 John C Abell Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:17:31 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332594 Honey! I was just sleepwalking! Where am I? Where is my Camembert? Honey! I was just sleepwalking! Where am I? Where is my Camembert?

]]> By: K http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332588 K Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:28:58 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332588 I think I would be sorely tempted to do something to the sleepwalkers. Nothing really bad...just paint something on them. Maybe cover them and their room in ketchup and then put a knife in their hand before waking them up abruptly. That sort of thing. That could be funny. I think I would be sorely tempted to do something to the sleepwalkers. Nothing really bad…just paint something on them. Maybe cover them and their room in ketchup and then put a knife in their hand before waking them up abruptly. That sort of thing. That could be funny.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332583 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:21:00 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332583 No wonder they changed the name of Handel's Lullabye Swiss Cheese to Alpine Lace. No wonder they changed the name of Handel’s Lullabye Swiss Cheese to Alpine Lace.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332582 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:19:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332582 Do they tell their clients the next morning? Do they wake sleepwalkers up? Do they take Polaroids or digital stills and would they tell us if they did? Who's the biggest, fattest, stinkiest, most foul nude sleepwalker they have had? Who's the hottest? Do they get more nude men going to the front desk with a female or male receptionist? What would Freud say about all this? Jung? Neitze? Has a nude sleepwalker ever been tagged by hoodlums? What design or motto did they spraypaint and did they choose the largest 'canvas?' Has anybody ever died in one of the travel lodges while sleepwalking and how would they verify it was during sleepwalking and not while escaping from a failed rendevous? What percentage of sole occupants were sleepwalkers versus the percentage of multiple occupants who walked in their sleep? And would the grease faceprints on the inside of hotel room doors indicate the number of cheese-eating nude sleepwalkers who didn't manage to open the door in their sleep? Do they tell their clients the next morning? Do they wake sleepwalkers up? Do they take Polaroids or digital stills and would they tell us if they did? Who’s the biggest, fattest, stinkiest, most foul nude sleepwalker they have had? Who’s the hottest? Do they get more nude men going to the front desk with a female or male receptionist? What would Freud say about all this? Jung? Neitze? Has a nude sleepwalker ever been tagged by hoodlums? What design or motto did they spraypaint and did they choose the largest ‘canvas?’ Has anybody ever died in one of the travel lodges while sleepwalking and how would they verify it was during sleepwalking and not while escaping from a failed rendevous? What percentage of sole occupants were sleepwalkers versus the percentage of multiple occupants who walked in their sleep?
And would the grease faceprints on the inside of hotel room doors indicate the number of cheese-eating nude sleepwalkers who didn’t manage to open the door in their sleep?

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332581 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:07:34 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332581 Last night's cheese-eating nude sleepwalkers on the prowl was quite obviously also very, very cold. Last night’s cheese-eating nude sleepwalkers on the prowl was quite obviously also very, very cold.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332580 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:06:29 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332580 With my luck… It would be my granddad. It would be Rosanne Barr and Hillary Clinton. It would happen while I was on vacation on the night of the Hawaiian Tropic model visit. It would be Wilford Brimley. It would be 'Fat Oprah.' I'd be sitting at my PC, blogging (sigh). With my luck…

It would be my granddad.
It would be Rosanne Barr and Hillary Clinton.
It would happen while I was on vacation on the night of the Hawaiian Tropic model visit.
It would be Wilford Brimley.
It would be ‘Fat Oprah.’
I’d be sitting at my PC, blogging (sigh).

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332579 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:00:46 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332579 Not for nothing, but isn't Hotel and Restaurant Management one of the easiest four-year degrees to earn? Not for nothing, but isn’t Hotel and Restaurant Management one of the easiest four-year degrees to earn?

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332578 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:59:13 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332578 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332577 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:58:03 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332577 So stop hosting sleep-walker conventions. Duh! So stop hosting sleep-walker conventions. Duh!

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332576 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:56:00 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/10/25/cheese-eating-nude-sleepwalkers-on-the-prowl/#comment-332576 Same thing happens with my Roach Motel. Same thing happens with my Roach Motel.

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