Comments on: Hey, what’s that squeaky noise?

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:06:08 +0000

Finally, the unequivacal answer to that age-old question, “What’s black and white and red all over?”

By: Lady Weasel

Lady Weasel — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:21:25 +0000

Ladies learn an all natural, chemical free form of birth control.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:22:21 +0000

What trait or characteristic are they trying to ‘correct?’ Mightn’t it be something essential to survival or the propogation of the species? I say, leave well enough alone.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:20:11 +0000

What with all the books, I figure they need a good, sturdy pen. Er.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:19:19 +0000

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SHE’S FIRED.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:18:51 +0000

Learning by osmosis. See? I told you it works, Mom.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:17:00 +0000

Hmm. I just checked out a TV spot saying that the hose should match the shoes. They didn’t recommend fishnet, but I think that’s kind of a given.

By: John C Abell

John C Abell — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:56:20 +0000

Re-education is HOT in the new China.

By: K

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:05:51 +0000

Santa had grown tired of dealing with “unruly elves”, and so he had screened and selected a new unit of “helpers”. Mrs. Claus has voiced some concerns about what kind of “work” will be happening in the “workshop” from now on.

“K”

By: K

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:02:30 +0000

The new android models are especially realistic this year, and come with plenty of documentation. On top of their heads, you will find the instruction manuals, and between their knees, the registration form.