It can be awkward when you go pick up a blind date you met online, and she comes to the door with garlic hanging from her hair. You start wondering what a nice, sensitive guy would say, and you come up with stuff like:
- “Yeah, I smelled you from the street, but I’m desperate!”
- “I see you’re all ready to try out that new vampire bar.”
- “Ah, when you said your hair smelled of cloves, I pictured something else.”
- “Awesome blouse, you reeking stinkfest garlic goddess!”
A model presents a creation by Daria Kostenko during a fashion show in Budapest, October 27, 2007. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai
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Looking for Mr. Onion.
- Posted by John C AbellThis year’s Cannibal Delectable fashion showcase…
- Posted by KNeed some meatballs to… Ow! Mom, it’s just a blog! Cut it out! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksCan she wear a garlic wreath
Billy boy, Billy boy?
Can she wear a garlic wreath
Darling Billy?
She can wear a garlic wreath.
And I smell it ‘pon her breath.
She’s a hot thing,
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAnd I Fest on her Booty.
Once again, Sarah thankfully misses being the pumpkin wreath model.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWait for it. She’s going to demonstrate garlic crushing, Hungarian style (so cool).
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDespite the pathetic dowery, I think she’d make a fine bride.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSo what lucky model got the BLUE ribbon?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf I can forget my glasses on my forehead and my pencil behind my ear, Chef Gina can be excused for forgetting her garlic in her coiffure.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNo, monkeybrain, it’s a head of Lettuce I wanted you to paint. How does anyone get Garlic out of any part of that?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSurvivor: Italy.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThis designer seems to have a food fetish.
- Posted by Lady WeaselSo, all comments are very funny…but do u know the story of this collection! No, I don’t have a food fetish, but I’ve got a good imagination. Why McQueen can have show with paint spraying mashine, why Galliano can have show with Jesus details. Cause when u are designing, they all have a serious conception. My conception was the Vamps. Want to see more, and not just the garlic…
- Posted by Daria Kostenko the disignerhttp://www.fashionweekzagreb.com/z01-12- kostenko.htm
[…] Kostenko, who designed those outfits where models wore garlic in their hair, after I posted Hit me with the stench, wench! Turns out she either has a good sense of humor, or else she doesn’t know any lawyers, […]
- Posted by USA.cØm.biz | Smells like ratatouille, Louie![…] Kostenko, who designed those outfits where models wore garlic in their hair, after I posted Hit me with the stench, wench! Turns out she either has a good sense of humor, or else she doesn’t know any lawyers, […]
- Posted by Taliban.US | Smells like ratatouille, Louie!