I’m not naked, I’m wearing a pumpkin!
“Hey Floyd, what’s that darned commotion?”
“Ummm, looks like lots of buck naked people running down the street with pumpkins on their heads.”
“Yeah, that sounds about right…”
It was time for the annual Naked Pumpkin Run, in Boulder, Colorado. Yes, that is also the area where they have the Frozen Dead Guy Festival, and other stuff you can read about at Keep Boulder Weird. I just keep wondering, the first time somebody runs smack into a brick wall at full sprint because of low pumpkin-head visibility, can I please be there when they call their health insurance provider?