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Sorry, I have a frog in my throat…

November 2, 2007

frog-300.jpgHey, Blog Guy,

I’m aware that a key theme of this blog is truly sickening stuff people eat. You’ve been around, so what is the worst thing you ever saw somebody put in his mouth?

Very good question. Nobody believes this, but I did see a guy eat Brussels sprouts once.

Eeeeewww! I wasn’t ready for that! But I’m talking about the really, really awful stuff you’ve written about in this blog. I mean, this is Halloween week, so throw a scare into us!

Ah, I get you now. I’d say it’s hard to top the frog-in-a-blender shake, though the animal head restaurant was pretty bad, too.

The following would be my “I will sew my lips together myself before I eat these things” list.

I’ll just put up with the sexual problems, thanks…

I won’t have what he’s having…

Waiter, my tacos are crawling…

You know, good health can be overrated…

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Comments

No, no no! You just supposed to lick it!

 

Anti-spam word is “beside”. Yep, I’m beside myself.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive
 

I can think of lots of nasty things to eat. Earwax, bogies, horse apples (and not the ones that grow on trees), tripe, haggis…. :)

Posted by Lady Weasel | Report as abusive
 

No, Bob, I don’t have a strong stomach. Pardon me while I go puke.

Posted by K | Report as abusive
 

I can’t get past the rectal bulge as the dude bites down. That’s EEEEWWWW with a whole lot of capital Es and Ws.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive
 

Jilted Miss Piggy hires Jiang Musheng to off Kermit. Miss Piggy never suspected that Jiang was an undercover cop. Unfortunately for Kermit, there is no law against taking a whole pile of Yuan for eating a frog.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive
 

Age progression of a Bruce Lee photo from twenty eight years ago produces quite unexpected results.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive
 

that is desgusting your eating a frog

 

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