Hey, Blog Guy,
I’m aware that a key theme of this blog is truly sickening stuff people eat. You’ve been around, so what is the worst thing you ever saw somebody put in his mouth?
Very good question. Nobody believes this, but I did see a guy eat Brussels sprouts once.
Eeeeewww! I wasn’t ready for that! But I’m talking about the really, really awful stuff you’ve written about in this blog. I mean, this is Halloween week, so throw a scare into us!
Ah, I get you now. I’d say it’s hard to top the frog-in-a-blender shake, though the animal head restaurant was pretty bad, too.
The following would be my “I will sew my lips together myself before I eat these things” list.
I’ll just put up with the sexual problems, thanks…
I won’t have what he’s having…
Waiter, my tacos are crawling…
You know, good health can be overrated…
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No, no no! You just supposed to lick it!
- Posted by John C AbellAnti-spam word is “beside”. Yep, I’m beside myself.
- Posted by CharleneI can think of lots of nasty things to eat. Earwax, bogies, horse apples (and not the ones that grow on trees), tripe, haggis….
- Posted by Lady WeaselNo, Bob, I don’t have a strong stomach. Pardon me while I go puke.
- Posted by KI can’t get past the rectal bulge as the dude bites down. That’s EEEEWWWW with a whole lot of capital Es and Ws.
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