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How ARE they smuggling in Christmas Trees?

November 6, 2007

Quick quiz: the last words this model will ever hear are…

  • “Folks, stay away from the panda’s cage, he LOVES stealing ice cream!”
  • “You should’ve had this growth looked at sooner. It may be too late alrea…”
  • “Honey, bring me an hors d’oeuvre from over there under that ceiling fan…”

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A model presents a creation for Bandi-Panda fashion show by Chinese conceptual artist Zhao Bandi at China Fashion Week in Beijing November 4, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Lee

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Oh, Marge! I just LOVE your new hairdo!

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“Look Sarah! This ad says they’re looking for a “Q-Tip”! I wonder if that’s the same as an administrative assistant…”

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“Oh my God! Someone tell her to DUCK when she’s getting into the helicopt…!”

“…I’m not cleaning that up.”

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Let’s just say the Michelin Man won’t be quite so masculine anymore…

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Why they call that snowman “Abominable.”

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There’s a perfectly good gyrocopter joke somewhere around here. I just know it.

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See, Madonna? They really WERE hats!

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[After all the years of abuse, the thought bubble takes her revenge]

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It took over three and a half ounces of cotton candy to create this fashion masterpiece.

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What? After Labor Day?

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How Mrs. Claus looks every time old Saint Nick drops acid while drinking tequila.

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That conehead gal grew up mighty purty.

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The show was in Chine but the model is from …

France.

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Inspired by the Fying Nun sit-com, the Chinese have come up with the Boring Priestess. Somehow, I don’t think the whole concept translates very well.

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My two-year-old “niece” has one of those. The rings are all different colours on hers, though.

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