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November 6th, 2007

How ARE they smuggling in Christmas Trees?

Posted by: Robert Basler
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Quick quiz: the last words this model will ever hear are…

  • “Folks, stay away from the panda’s cage, he LOVES stealing ice cream!”
  • “You should’ve had this growth looked at sooner. It may be too late alrea…”
  • “Honey, bring me an hors d’oeuvre from over there under that ceiling fan…”

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A model presents a creation for Bandi-Panda fashion show by Chinese conceptual artist Zhao Bandi at China Fashion Week in Beijing November 4, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Lee

16 comments so far

And for the unprintable lines, check out Bob’s “private” blog.

- Posted by John C Abell

Oh, Marge! I just LOVE your new hairdo!

- Posted by Lady Weasel

“Look Sarah! This ad says they’re looking for a “Q-Tip”! I wonder if that’s the same as an administrative assistant…”

- Posted by K

“Oh my God! Someone tell her to DUCK when she’s getting into the helicopt…!”

“…I’m not cleaning that up.”

- Posted by K

Let’s just say the Michelin Man won’t be quite so masculine anymore…

- Posted by K

Why they call that snowman “Abominable.”

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

There’s a perfectly good gyrocopter joke somewhere around here. I just know it.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

See, Madonna? They really WERE hats!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

[After all the years of abuse, the thought bubble takes her revenge]

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

It took over three and a half ounces of cotton candy to create this fashion masterpiece.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

What? After Labor Day?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

How Mrs. Claus looks every time old Saint Nick drops acid while drinking tequila.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

That conehead gal grew up mighty purty.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

The show was in Chine but the model is from …

France.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Inspired by the Fying Nun sit-com, the Chinese have come up with the Boring Priestess. Somehow, I don’t think the whole concept translates very well.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

My two-year-old “niece” has one of those. The rings are all different colours on hers, though.

- Posted by Charlene

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