Quick quiz: the last words this model will ever hear are…
- “Folks, stay away from the panda’s cage, he LOVES stealing ice cream!”
- “You should’ve had this growth looked at sooner. It may be too late alrea…”
- “Honey, bring me an hors d’oeuvre from over there under that ceiling fan…”
More stories from the Oddly Enough Blog
A model presents a creation for Bandi-Panda fashion show by Chinese conceptual artist Zhao Bandi at China Fashion Week in Beijing November 4, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Lee



Trackback









































16 comments so far
And for the unprintable lines, check out Bob’s “private” blog.
- Posted by John C AbellOh, Marge! I just LOVE your new hairdo!
- Posted by Lady Weasel“Look Sarah! This ad says they’re looking for a “Q-Tip”! I wonder if that’s the same as an administrative assistant…”
- Posted by K“Oh my God! Someone tell her to DUCK when she’s getting into the helicopt…!”
“…I’m not cleaning that up.”
- Posted by KLet’s just say the Michelin Man won’t be quite so masculine anymore…
- Posted by KWhy they call that snowman “Abominable.”
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThere’s a perfectly good gyrocopter joke somewhere around here. I just know it.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSee, Madonna? They really WERE hats!
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[After all the years of abuse, the thought bubble takes her revenge]
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIt took over three and a half ounces of cotton candy to create this fashion masterpiece.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhat? After Labor Day?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHow Mrs. Claus looks every time old Saint Nick drops acid while drinking tequila.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThat conehead gal grew up mighty purty.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe show was in Chine but the model is from …
France.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksInspired by the Fying Nun sit-com, the Chinese have come up with the Boring Priestess. Somehow, I don’t think the whole concept translates very well.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMy two-year-old “niece” has one of those. The rings are all different colours on hers, though.
- Posted by Charlene