Models, you all did great yesterday, but let’s do even better at today’s fashion show. Some notes:
Some of you looked a bit pasty. Every model should spend 45 minutes under the tanning lamp today, with number two oil around your eyes. That should restore some healthy color.
Also, I know it’s boring backstage, but keep in mind Supermodel Rule Number One: No playing tic tac toe on your foreheads!
Finally, be sure to put on eyelashes before you hit the catwalk. Remember, we keep the lashes in the same drawer as the moustaches and tiny hummingbird feathers, so don’t mix them up. Good luck, girls!
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A model presents a creation in the ARTDECO Beauty Party cosmetic design contest during China Fashion Week in Beijing November 8, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Lee
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Former Cirque De Soleil performer has turned over a new leaf as a model.
- Posted by Lady WeaselThe horribly disfiguring acid burns were not enough to keep Susie from pursuing her lifelong dream of becoming a model.
They were, however, enough to keep anyone from hiring her.
- Posted by KAfter and before pictures. After she fell face-down on the diamond tread and before she completely healed.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksTag! You’re painted.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAs a matter of fact, my boyfriend does work in a spectrophotometry lab? Why do you ask?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThat was sexist. Maybe it’s her girlfriend.
It’s good to have a healthy imagination.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe chick better invest in Noxema is what I think.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThere’s a lot going on but I do like the vivid color red. Its runway couture! Be a lil open minded people.
- Posted by Jennie