You got any plum sauce in that bra?
There is a lingerie brand, see, and when they want to promote a cause they make a clever bra, put it on a model and call in the media. Some dimwit will then give free publicity to their shopping bag bra or get-out-the-vote bra. Oh, right, all those were in my blog.
Anyway, their latest is a bra with its own set of chopsticks, to help save the trees being wasted on the ones we toss away.
This is not a great idea, since a) guys eat more than chicks do and guys don’t wear bras, and b) if you stick used chopsticks back in your bra it will be dirty and you’ll use natural resources to wash it, and c) the bra cups look like food, and that won’t catch on. So, I’m limiting free publicity to just a story, slideshow and video report. Nobody gets a free ride here.