Comments on: Skirting the urban enemy…

By: Ed, that manhole called you a bozo! |

Ed, that manhole called you a bozo! | — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:27:46 +0000

[...] posted Skirting the Urban Enemy, about a special garment that lets a woman in danger disguise herself as a vending machine. [...]

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:36:52 +0000

You’d have more options if you’d get yourselves some homeless people and I just might know where you can find some.*

*Transportation, import, upkeep and lack of tax payment are the responsibility of the acquirer. Not responsible for regrettable acts performed by imported homeless. May cause rectal or spinal discomfort, nausea, vomiting, headache, diarrhea, shortness of breath, halitosis or foot fungus. Not recommended for pregnant or nursing mothers, children or those taking MAOIs.

By: John C Abell

John C Abell — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:39:26 +0000

Two words: portable gyrocopter.

By: K

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:22:15 +0000

A more impressive skirt would have different layers that resemble different shades of concrete and building materials. Then you’d be invisible when you went around the corner.

Of course, out where I live, you’d do better to have a skirt that makes you a tree or pile of leaves. And of course, for my enemies, a skirt that resembles a white-tailed deer…

By: Lady Weasel

Lady Weasel — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:49:04 +0000

Now if she can make dresses that camouflage someone as a flock of greasy pigeons, it would be more practical.