Quick quiz: The woman in this photo…
- is a professional hustler in high-stakes apple-bobbing tournaments
- is part of Apple’s very, very edgy new ad campaign
- stars in a new rock opera about the William Tell story, “Pardon my Overture”
- would love to meet you online, if only she could type
A model presents a creation by Belarussian designer Elena Iushkevich during the International Festival of Vanguard Art, Mammoth in Minsk November 16, 2007. REUTERS/Vasily Fedosenko


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15 comments so far
Clearly, she can core a apple.
- Posted by John C AbellExactly, oh great chef of the future!
- Posted by Robert BaslerFreddy Krueger’s daughter never gave up on her dreams of pursuing the culinary arts, regardless of her father’s reputation.
- Posted by KIs that a squid on your neck or….no…seriously…is that a squid on your neck?
- Posted by KAwwww!! The little model has learned how to balance apples! See how long she can restrain from eating them!
- Posted by Lady WeaselElena smacked herself on the forehead. She knew she shouldn’t have hired those cheap models from the Mains de Ciseaux agency.
- Posted by CharleneHer grace and beauty pierced me to the core. Or were those her nails, and to the corpse?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksOw.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksOne day…At band camp…
- Posted by Shawn HendricksQuite the opposite of a love glove.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksYou throw like a girl. A girl with metal spikes sticking out of her fingertips.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIn her sleep, Wolverini accidentally scratched her itching bra strap. It is definite that she will go to heaven because she died with a good heart in cider.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI think she and I would make a great match. I, too, do a lot of my typing one-handed.
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- Posted by Shawn HendricksStop screwing around. I told you already; my back does NOT itch!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksShe is receiving instructions from the antennae on her head as to where to flick those suckers, from your ex,, and Shawn, she is aiming at your Whoops! gotta go, phone thing
- Posted by Bill Bennett