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11:08 November 19th, 2007

So you want kebabs for dinner again?

Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Oddly Enough,

Quick quiz: The woman in this photo…

  • is a professional hustler in high-stakes apple-bobbing tournaments 
  • is part of Apple’s very, very edgy new ad campaign
  • stars in a new rock opera about the William Tell story, “Pardon my Overture”
  • would love to meet you online, if only she could type

fashion-apples-300-this.jpgA model presents a creation by Belarussian designer Elena Iushkevich during the International Festival of Vanguard Art, Mammoth in Minsk November 16, 2007.  REUTERS/Vasily Fedosenko

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15 comments so far

Clearly, she can core a apple.

- Posted by John C Abell

Exactly, oh great chef of the future!

- Posted by Robert Basler

Freddy Krueger’s daughter never gave up on her dreams of pursuing the culinary arts, regardless of her father’s reputation.

- Posted by K

Is that a squid on your neck or….no…seriously…is that a squid on your neck?

- Posted by K

Awwww!! The little model has learned how to balance apples! See how long she can restrain from eating them!

- Posted by Lady Weasel

Elena smacked herself on the forehead. She knew she shouldn’t have hired those cheap models from the Mains de Ciseaux agency.

- Posted by Charlene

Her grace and beauty pierced me to the core. Or were those her nails, and to the corpse?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Ow.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

One day…At band camp…

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Quite the opposite of a love glove.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

You throw like a girl. A girl with metal spikes sticking out of her fingertips.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

In her sleep, Wolverini accidentally scratched her itching bra strap. It is definite that she will go to heaven because she died with a good heart in cider.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

I think she and I would make a great match. I, too, do a lot of my typing one-handed.

Er.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Stop screwing around. I told you already; my back does NOT itch!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

She is receiving instructions from the antennae on her head as to where to flick those suckers, from your ex,, and Shawn, she is aiming at your Whoops! gotta go, phone thing

- Posted by Bill Bennett

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