News, but not the serious kind
Don’t most gum chewers dress better?
I’m sorry, gang, I’ve let you down. I’ve got nothing for the new fashion season, and people are gonna notice. I got a black shirt, I got a white shirt with some fricking colored stripes on the cuffs….
Wait! What if we like divert their attention? You know, like have one model smoke, and another one blow bubbles? And maybe somebody could pick their nose, and another could be flossing their teeth, or gargling? Then nobody would notice we don’t have anything!
Is it worth a shot? Come on!
A model presents creations of the Delusions of Grandeur fashion label in undated handout photos. REUTERS/Delusions of Grandeur/Handout