I’m sorry, gang, I’ve let you down. I’ve got nothing for the new fashion season, and people are gonna notice. I got a black shirt, I got a white shirt with some fricking colored stripes on the cuffs….
Wait! What if we like divert their attention? You know, like have one model smoke, and another one blow bubbles? And maybe somebody could pick their nose, and another could be flossing their teeth, or gargling? Then nobody would notice we don’t have anything!
Is it worth a shot? Come on!
A model presents creations of the Delusions of Grandeur fashion label in undated handout photos. REUTERS/Delusions of Grandeur/Handout
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Someone needs to take a weed-whacker to that hair. Not to mention…has this dude ever heard of shaving? I’ve heard of scruffy/sexy…but this guy is taking it a little far.
- Posted by KYou know what would really get my attention? …if someone set him on fire.
- Posted by KHe looks like he brought sexy back - and got a full refund.
- Posted by CharleneI don’t know, Bob. The stylized pit hair on the black shirt is kind of a novelty. The white shirt doesn’t show up well enough (too much light exposure washes out the contrast) to see if it is repeated on that one. While I don’t personally find pit beasts attractive, there is probably a niche market somewhere. Perhaps, just this once, you might re-think your initial reaction.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf he could blow bubbles while smoking the cigarette, well THAT would be something.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDid you bring enough for everybody, mister?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThings are gonna change. I can feel it.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe Seventies were a wild time but I sure don’t want them back.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWelcome to the new Delusions of Grandeur collection from design house Oral Fixation.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe fashion in these pictures is far more dated than the model could ever hope to be.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMarlboro Man, you’re not.
- Posted by Shawn Hendrickswell maybe the idea of the gum and the smoking is about ther label being fun as opposed to diverting attention, freaks. i think it looks pretty cool. though suppose seeing someone doing something other than pouting is to different
- Posted by jackIt was an experiment to see if models can walk and chew gum at the same time.
They failed, but the monkeys managed and looked great in the white shirt.
- Posted by AndrewJack, I don’t think “fun” and “smoking” belong in the same sentence, especially for a guy who appears to be wearing a United Airlines flight attendant’s uniform from 1979.
- Posted by CharleneHarry Convict
I think your mother would be proud.
- Posted by Harry Convict