Blog Guy, some of your postings offer vacation tips. Are you a travel agent? Can you help plan my holiday?
Sorry, my travel blogging involves advising folks where NOT to go. It is hard to make a buck in the fast-paced travel game by telling folks to stay home, so I wouldn’t do very well.
“Here you go, sir, this envelope has no airline tickets, no hotel coupons, no restaurant vouchers or day passes. It’s everything you need to not go anywhere. Enjoy, and don’t send me a postcard!” Still, if it helps, here are five so-called tourist destinations where you won’t find me:
“You must be joking” tourist site opens
Hostel environment: gloom with a view
Travel to Hannibal’s home! Lock up the fava beans, boys!
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I keep thinking that the Hannibal Lecter tourist trap might work. The Lithuanians might just have to wait a few hundred years and put Hannibal in a cape.
- Posted by CharleneI think the “Hannibal Lecter Tourist Trap” would have to be pretty ingenious or Mr. Lecter would go hungry.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI read where they had to abandon the Grand Canyon Roller Derby concept when they couldn’t figure out how to make the safety ropes keep pace. Too bad. That would have been cool.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNot for nothin’, but how many ‘tourists’ visit this warm and sunny site every day? Huh? Huh?
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks