What, you’ve never seen underwear?
“Cripes, Lonnie, you plannin’ on eating supper in your skivvies again, like some kind of a male model or whatever? Makes me so darn mad!
“Well as long as you’re living under my roof, if you want to show up for meals looking like that guy on the Roman Meal bread package, then you can at least have the courtesy to wear your good helmet! And I want to see your disco medallion, and your festive bracelet! And that gold ring you got for almost graduating from high school!
“And Lonnie, don’t forget your shield, there’s been Visigoths seen in the neighborhood!”
A model presents underwear by Romanian designer Catalin Botezatu during Bucharest Fashion Week in Bucharest November 23, 2007. REUTERS/Bogdan Cristel