Comments on: Don’t wear the bracelet on your neck, honey… http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/ News, but not the serious kind Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:25:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-334355 Shawn Hendricks Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:36:26 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-334355 If Marilyn had a dress like that, a little bit of Americana would never have been. If Marilyn had a dress like that, a little bit of Americana would never have been.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-334354 Shawn Hendricks Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:35:23 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-334354 "What the heck happened to all of the metal from my Biker jacket? Hannah! Have you seen it?" I asked. "Unh-uh, Papa." was her reply, with absolute innocense reflected in her dough-like eyes. Since her helmetless tumble and coma she either tells lies with no conscience or she has only spotty memory. Perhaps in compensation, she has miraculously become a brilliant welder. “What the heck happened to all of the metal from my Biker jacket? Hannah! Have you seen it?” I asked.

“Unh-uh, Papa.” was her reply, with absolute innocense reflected in her dough-like eyes.

Since her helmetless tumble and coma she either tells lies with no conscience or she has only spotty memory. Perhaps in compensation, she has miraculously become a brilliant welder.

]]> By: Charlene http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-334073 Charlene Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:44:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-334073 As Katie began her free skate program based on the music from "The Epic of Gilgamesh", she prayed that the judges would be grading her more on style than on technical skill, especially considering how difficult it was to pull off a triple Lutz wearing a chain mail beard. As Katie began her free skate program based on the music from “The Epic of Gilgamesh”, she prayed that the judges would be grading her more on style than on technical skill, especially considering how difficult it was to pull off a triple Lutz wearing a chain mail beard.

]]> By: Lady Weasel http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-333954 Lady Weasel Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:09:07 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-333954 A model presents a style by designer, Davey Jones. A model presents a style by designer, Davey Jones.

]]> By: K http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-333912 K Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:25:14 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/12/07/dont-wear-the-bracelet-on-your-neck-honey/#comment-333912 Well, you know, they ARE models. I don't envy Ben Stein's job right now. It must be tough to find a model with an IQ above that of a roll of paper towels. I know, that was lame. But, I'm sitting here with chicken noodle soup dribbling down my chin while staring at the paper towels across the kitchen. Pardon me while I go mop myself up. Well, you know, they ARE models. I don’t envy Ben Stein’s job right now. It must be tough to find a model with an IQ above that of a roll of paper towels.

I know, that was lame. But, I’m sitting here with chicken noodle soup dribbling down my chin while staring at the paper towels across the kitchen.

Pardon me while I go mop myself up.

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