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Okay, Santas, now listen up, because this could save your life.
It’s not all milk and cookies out there. Sooner or later you’ll drop down the wrong chimney. For instance, you might find a family of accordion players in the middle of a recital. Or maybe a house full of telemarketers and they “just want you to take a brief survey.” Or maybe it’s a cult of reindeer-eaters.
Whatever, you’re so out of there, which is why you keep your taser at the top of your bag, and you go nowhere without your rope ladder. Now let’s try it again. This time, use those concussion grenades, even if they do turn the house upside down!
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Man dressed as Santa Claus hangs off the side of upside down house at Santa convention in Szymbark, Poland, December 6, 2007. REUTERS/Kacper Pempel
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Santa forgot to distribute the weight of all those gifts in the house on the side of the hill.
He’s made a list, checked it twice, and now he’s had enough! This holiday season, Chuck Norris IS Santa Claus in the all-new action-packed thriller, “Die Grinch, Die!”
My house has been infested for decades. FINALLY! Somebody shows me how to get rid of those dang Saints Nick!
Extra careful, guys. Your medical insurance just… might… not… cover any injuries.
Am I the only one who got the fact that There is an Upside Down House in Poland ?? LOL How many polish jokes can we make from that one.. LMAO Qube
None, I hope. We don’t generally approve national slurs in this blog…
Is this a bad dream that I just awoke from upside down houses, Santa jumping all around. Looks like the start of another Bad Santa movie to me.