Jennifer Cannon married her Prince Charmin yesterday, and the couple started their new life together on a roll. They were wed in the Charmin Restrooms in New York’s romantic Times Square, and Jennifer wore a dress made from seven rolls of toilet paper.
They seem to have gone overboard with that old superstition that on her big special day, a bride should wear “Something old, something new, something borrowed and something poo.”
Naturally you get the connection between toilet paper and marriage? Well no, honestly I don’t, either. Anyway, I figure everything went fine until guests started spritzing the bride with champagne…
Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols dance after exchanging vows at the Charmin Restrooms, a free public restroom facility in Times Square, December 19, 2007. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine
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Please don’t squeeze the charmin’ bride!
- Posted by CharleneI’m disgusted to see what people will do for money… they should be ashamed of themselves, how can human beings sink so low?
- Posted by Samanthai guess the marriage is in the toilet
- Posted by dougThe wedding went along smoothly until two oddly colored bears showed up….without an invitation.
- Posted by KIn the greatest ironic reversal imaginable, the ceremony was presided over by the Reverend Berry Dingle.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI like my women like I like my TP; looking absolutely pristine but not afraid to get dirty and never a pain in the ass.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWho’s getting the lifetime supply in the divorce? This is why a pre-nup is so very, very important.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksPardon me, ma’am, but you have some toilet paper on your shoe … Oh. Never mind.
- Posted by John C AbellBy the way, we can expect more stunts like this now that Mr. Whipple is, um, out of the way.
- Posted by Charlene