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Jennifer Cannon married her Prince Charmin yesterday, and the couple started their new life together on a roll. They were wed in the Charmin Restrooms in New York’s romantic Times Square, and Jennifer wore a dress made from seven rolls of toilet paper.
They seem to have gone overboard with that old superstition that on her big special day, a bride should wear “Something old, something new, something borrowed and something poo.”
Naturally you get the connection between toilet paper and marriage? Well no, honestly I don’t, either. Anyway, I figure everything went fine until guests started spritzing the bride with champagne…
Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols dance after exchanging vows at the Charmin Restrooms, a free public restroom facility in Times Square, December 19, 2007. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine
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Please don’t squeeze the charmin’ bride!
I’m disgusted to see what people will do for money… they should be ashamed of themselves, how can human beings sink so low?
i guess the marriage is in the toilet
The wedding went along smoothly until two oddly colored bears showed up….without an invitation.
In the greatest ironic reversal imaginable, the ceremony was presided over by the Reverend Berry Dingle.
I like my women like I like my TP; looking absolutely pristine but not afraid to get dirty and never a pain in the ass.
Who’s getting the lifetime supply in the divorce? This is why a pre-nup is so very, very important.
Pardon me, ma’am, but you have some toilet paper on your shoe … Oh. Never mind.
By the way, we can expect more stunts like this now that Mr. Whipple is, um, out of the way.