“I do! Now may I tissue?”

December 20, 2007

Jennifer Cannon married her Prince Charmin yesterday, and the couple started their new life together on a roll. They were wed in the Charmin Restrooms in New York’s romantic Times Square, and Jennifer wore a dress made from seven rolls of toilet paper. 

They seem to have gone overboard with that old superstition that on her big special day, a bride should wear “Something old, something new, something borrowed and something poo.” 

Naturally you get the connection between toilet paper and marriage? Well no, honestly I don’t, either. Anyway, I figure everything went fine until guests started spritzing the bride with champagne… 

Here is the slideshow:


Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols dance after exchanging vows at the Charmin Restrooms, a free public restroom facility in Times Square,  December  19, 2007. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine

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Please don’t squeeze the charmin’ bride!

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

I’m disgusted to see what people will do for money… they should be ashamed of themselves, how can human beings sink so low?

Posted by Samantha | Report as abusive

i guess the marriage is in the toilet

Posted by doug | Report as abusive

The wedding went along smoothly until two oddly colored bears showed up….without an invitation.

Posted by K | Report as abusive

In the greatest ironic reversal imaginable, the ceremony was presided over by the Reverend Berry Dingle.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

I like my women like I like my TP; looking absolutely pristine but not afraid to get dirty and never a pain in the ass.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Who’s getting the lifetime supply in the divorce? This is why a pre-nup is so very, very important.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Pardon me, ma’am, but you have some toilet paper on your shoe … Oh. Never mind.

By the way, we can expect more stunts like this now that Mr. Whipple is, um, out of the way.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive