Comments on: “I do! Now may I tissue?”

By: Charlene

Charlene — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:23:46 +0000

By the way, we can expect more stunts like this now that Mr. Whipple is, um, out of the way.

John C Abell — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:38:27 +0000

Pardon me, ma’am, but you have some toilet paper on your shoe … Oh. Never mind.

Shawn Hendricks — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:23:10 +0000

Who’s getting the lifetime supply in the divorce? This is why a pre-nup is so very, very important.

Shawn Hendricks — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:12:20 +0000

I like my women like I like my TP; looking absolutely pristine but not afraid to get dirty and never a pain in the ass.

Shawn Hendricks — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:08:19 +0000

In the greatest ironic reversal imaginable, the ceremony was presided over by the Reverend Berry Dingle.

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:05:49 +0000

The wedding went along smoothly until two oddly colored bears showed up….without an invitation.

doug — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:40:57 +0000

i guess the marriage is in the toilet

Samantha — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:45:46 +0000

I’m disgusted to see what people will do for money… they should be ashamed of themselves, how can human beings sink so low?

Charlene — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:13:41 +0000

Please don’t squeeze the charmin’ bride!