This is a photo of a restaurant owner in Germany who cut holes in his wall so patrons can stay indoors, but stick their head and arms outside to smoke. I see flaws.
Say you take a date. She has to act like she’s not connected to this headless, armless doofus bent over against the wall? Or if she does want to talk, she has to stand by your butt and shout like a nut job, or go out in the cold to face you, which makes you look like a pig. Honestly, there’s no dignity. You’re exposed to anyone who wants to a) steal your wallet or b) dangle sauerkraut from your nose and take your menthols.
But what concerns me most is that every child walking by is going to mistake this for a puppet show, and notice the characters are chain-smokers. “Mommy, why do all the Muppets have a cough?”
Restaurant owner Michael Windisch smokes through hole in the wall of his restaurant in Goslar, December 29, 2007. REUTERS/ Johannes Eisele
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Couldn’t he, I don’t know…just not smoke?
- Posted by CharleneYeah. This guy has a girlfriend.
- Posted by John C AbellThis would be endless fun for me. I’d just sit outside with an arsenal of pies…
- Posted by KWhere do you get these pictures? Is this really new or just another Reuters stock photos?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMe, too! Then I would eat the pies while I shot at the smokers with a BB gun….
- Posted by Robert BaslerOw! Someone wacked the mole on my lip!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhich is closher? The bathroom or the… Bbbrrrrhhhhggggghhhgghghghg.
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Shoes.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’m going to be late coming home from work again today, honey. I’m going to pop my head into the pub for a pint and save the life of another smoker. You know, I feel like I’m doing God’s work here.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks