Comments on: Your whole stomach came out your mouth, huh? http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/ News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 May 2008 03:59:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Comedy Blogs | Big wheel keeps on turning… Oops… http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-339477 Comedy Blogs | Big wheel keeps on turning… Oops… Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:10:48 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-339477 [...] Related post: Your whole stomach came out your mouth? [...] […] Related post: Your whole stomach came out your mouth? […]

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335351 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:32:54 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335351 Ooooh. Christmasy. Ooooh. Christmasy.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335350 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:32:29 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335350 Kim Hu Sun took a couple of super-wide horse hair pushbrooms and with a kilo of black boot polish, quickly turned a mighty profit as the platoon whizzed by. Kim Hu Sun took a couple of super-wide horse hair pushbrooms and with a kilo of black boot polish, quickly turned a mighty profit as the platoon whizzed by.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335349 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:28:58 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335349 Dear Journel, It is only the third day of 2008 and already Bob and John are at it. Does writing in my journel make me a journelist? If I post it on a blog, does that still count? If I post it on a blog instead of in an actual journel, am I a journelist? It seems a fuzzy distinction as long as I keep refering to this tiny text box as "Dear Journel." The grapes were delicious. I'm glad I froze them. I only wish they were truly pitless grapes. No luck with the cancer vaccine experiments. Of course, working with lifesize plastic mockups filled with uncooked potato 'tumors' may be the problem. I think the drunk guy on the corner was trying to hit on me again today. That makes it three days running. Maybe I should put on track shoes after I leave the office. Child support is due. Gotta pay; I'm the daddy. It looks as if I'm going to be passed over for promotion again this millenium. Maybe next one. Found a quarter but it was came up from the floor with sticky, dried cola underneath. My blog addiction continues unabated. I thought the dramamine patch might help but instead it made me D sick. Get it? I'm no longer sea sick. Okay, that joke sucks. Why squirrels smell like that? I can't wait for Summer. Dear Journel,

It is only the third day of 2008 and already Bob and John are at it.

Does writing in my journel make me a journelist? If I post it on a blog, does that still count? If I post it on a blog instead of in an actual journel, am I a journelist? It seems a fuzzy distinction as long as I keep refering to this tiny text box as “Dear Journel.”

The grapes were delicious. I’m glad I froze them. I only wish they were truly pitless grapes.

No luck with the cancer vaccine experiments. Of course, working with lifesize plastic mockups filled with uncooked potato ‘tumors’ may be the problem.

I think the drunk guy on the corner was trying to hit on me again today. That makes it three days running. Maybe I should put on track shoes after I leave the office.

Child support is due. Gotta pay; I’m the daddy.

It looks as if I’m going to be passed over for promotion again this millenium. Maybe next one.

Found a quarter but it was came up from the floor with sticky, dried cola underneath.

My blog addiction continues unabated. I thought the dramamine patch might help but instead it made me D sick. Get it? I’m no longer sea sick. Okay, that joke sucks.

Why squirrels smell like that?

I can’t wait for Summer.

]]> By: John C Abell http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335343 John C Abell Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:03:36 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335343 Oh. You're calling yourself a journalist. My bad. Oh. You’re calling yourself a journalist. My bad.

]]> By: Robert Basler http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335342 Robert Basler Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:00:16 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335342 Well, as a journalist I am concerned.... Well, as a journalist I am concerned….

]]> By: John C Abell http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335341 John C Abell Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:43:35 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335341 It's a visual device which leverages your comedy premise. And you call yourself a writer ... It’s a visual device which leverages your comedy premise. And you call yourself a writer …

]]> By: Robert Basler http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335340 Robert Basler Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:31:02 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335340 What's a drive-in theater? What’s a drive-in theater?

]]> By: John C Abell http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335339 John C Abell Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:16:43 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335339 In mother-in-law's driveway right after Christmas. Outside bank you have just robbed. At drive-in theater showing "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118589/" rel="nofollow">Glitter</a>." In mother-in-law’s driveway right after Christmas.
Outside bank you have just robbed.
At drive-in theater showing “Glitter.”

]]> By: Charlene http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335337 Charlene Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:28:26 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/01/03/your-whole-stomach-came-out-your-mouth-huh/#comment-335337 Chinese military training takes on a whole new twist as Beijing readies its crack anti-gravity force. Chinese military training takes on a whole new twist as Beijing readies its crack anti-gravity force.

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