This bathroom door is just painted on!
I hate to say I told you so, but it was just two months ago that a reader was tempted by glossy brochures about jobs in the exciting world of drug-smuggling homemade submarines. I advised him against it in a post called “Gosh, this sub really dives fast!”
Sure enough, some smugglers were just caught on their way from Colombia to the U.S., and as bad as that is for them, getting arrested is the best thing that can go wrong in one of these cheesy boats. Here are some common things you hear on a homemade sub:
- “Captain, it looks like this up-and-down switch only goes down”
- “Hey, this bathroom door is stuck – oh wait, it’s only painted on!”
- “So like, what do we use these COCAINE STORAGE BINS for?”
- “Shouldn’t you have shown an important film on emergency safety procedures before we left port?”