A zoo in England is renovating for the first time in years, and they’re letting the animals have a direct role in making the decisions, which is really gonna slow things down. I have a bunch of animals of my own, and I would never ask for their opinions on important stuff.
Anyway, lemurs are among the worst - they are nature’s original micro-managers. This guy here is demanding that his section’s ancient transport vehicle, the “Lemur Steamer,” be replaced with a spiffy new red “Lemur Beemer” convertible.
The zoo’s immediate response? “You must be a lemur dreamer!”
Zookeepers also said he should get used to drinking his Starbuck’s black, and they turned down his demand for “lemur creamer.”
Zoo conservation researcher Chloe Inskip counts Ring-Tailed Lemurs as part of Chester Zoo’s annual stock take in Chester , northern England, January 8, 2008. REUTERS/Phil Noble
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- Posted by John C AbellHe’s actually trying to influence the surveyor. Does that make him a lemur schemer?
- Posted by CharleneI like to move it, move it!
- Posted by Lady WeaselShe like to move it, move it!
[thought bubble] ‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c.’ Stupid human.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksLooks like Pepi got into the chihuaua cage again. Lemurs? Never mind.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNo, it’s not a bowl full of watermelon, it’s a sailboat. Lemurs suck at Scattergories and you are welcome to tell all your lemur friends I said so.
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