News, but not the serious kind
Rotten to the corpse?
What’s amazing is they were charged with attempted forgery, but it turned out it was not illegal to wheel a chair around with a body in it!
Once word of this gets out, who knows where it will lead, what with this being New York City and all? I’m predicting…
- A Fifth Avenue parade, called Remains to be Seen, to show off the recently deceased
- A Central Park cadaver race, named, of course, Dead Heat!
- An ad campaign where a furniture maker claims its chairs can roll corpses across town the fastest