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Sound of Music sequel: Nun With A Gun!
We continue to scoop the entertainment blog competition, with the huge news that the long-awaited sequel to “The Sound of Music“ will be an action blockbuster!
To quote from top-secret movie studio promotional copy, “The von Trapps are back, and the hills are alive with the sound of lead! Hey, Nazis, how do you solve a problem like this Maria?”
I know, I was stunned, too, but it goes on… “Edelweiss isn’t nice, this time around! Watch as the von Trapp children, machine pistols blazing, give new meaning to ‘So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehn, goodnight!’”
Yikes. I think I may just pass on this one, and rent the original, the one where Julie Andrews doesn’t use a bayonet…
Huge flame comes from hand-cannon held by Bavarian Alpine mountaineer as he fires a salute to start a sledge race in the German town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen, January 6, 2008. REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay