Memo to fashion show employees: We have received a police tip that an escaped prisoner may try to infiltrate our show in Milan this week.
The man is described as “wild-eyed, with unkempt hair and a disturbed look of intense anger.” The authorities say he also believes he was a Confederate colonel during the Civil War, and may dress accordingly.
It is very difficult to believe that someone like this could make it onto our runway, but please do be alert to the danger, and keep in mind the horrible lapse at Paris Fashion Week last summer: Dude! Is there ANYTHING you wouldn’t wear?
A model displays a creation as part of Gucci’s Fall/Winter 2008/09 men’s collections during Milan Fashion Week January 14, 2008. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo
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After a wild heroin binge, Chauncey returns to the runway.
- Posted by Lady WeaselIt’s Weenie Todd, the demon model of Fleet Street.
- Posted by CharleneSomeone’s been reading too many Anne Rice novels….
- Posted by K“weenie todd” wins. no more entries, please.
- Posted by John C AbellMen’s collection? You sure?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe first step was getting him to wear a jacket with sleeve buckles. It was downhill to the sanitorium from that moment.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks“The man is described as “wild-eyed, with unkempt hair and a disturbed look of intense anger.”
- Posted by Cy NicalI’m waiting for the subsequent article title
RUNAWAY ON CATWALK BLENDS IN TO AVOID CAPTURE.
OK, play nice. He was on his way to the methadone clinic, and was offered a $20 to put on this outfit and slouch down the runway. He just HAPPENED to blend in with the other models…
- Posted by Dee T