News, but not the serious kind
Now, get credit for your fantasy life!
Pretty amazing, huh? Oh, wait. Doesn’t that cross the line between reality and fantasy, by lumping people who would like to have sex in a plane, together with those who actually have had it? If that’s how we’re going to play, prepare to be dazzled by my blog’s exclusive survey results:
- 72 percent of women have been the Queen of England, or would like to be.
- 62 percent of us have run a really bad driver off the road, or else said at some point, “Why, I ought to run that jerk off the road!”
- 84 percent of all Americans have walked on the moon, or enjoyed a Dilly Bar.
Hey, this is fun! And that Zogby polling guy makes it sound so darned complicated…