Comments on: Got Haggis? Happy entrails to you…

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:42:49 +0000

CRAP! I just passed Security and logged on in the departure lounge only to learn I have to eat seven haggises raw during the flight, flush them down the blue water toilet, or try getting them past the TSA!

By: Random Numbers

Random Numbers — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:59:12 +0000

But, Dee, the haggis they eat at the festivals is domestically made, it just isn’t the real McCoy (or MacTavish)! Being one of these strange people who happen to like haggis, I think lifting the ban an allowing imports from across the pond is a great idea.

By: Dee T

Dee T — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:28:13 +0000

Speaking as a person who is over 50% Scottish in heritage, I must inform you that great quantities of haggis are consumed at Scottish Highland Festivals all over the USA, every year. [One often hears the phrase ” I double dog dare you” around the haggis booth, but so what?]

If there were no haggis, there would be no reason to MAKE and DRINK single malt scotch. Drinking heavily causes an increase in body temperature, thus the need for short skirts on men. And thank God for that! It takes a REAL man to drink scotch, eat sheep’s guts, listen to bagpipes, and proudly wear a skirt.

By: K

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:33:42 +0000

I dunno man. Any dude that can wear a skirt and still be intimidating isn’t someone I’d mess with. Somebody should get them some haggis before they break out the face paint….

By: Robert Basler

Robert Basler — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:24:01 +0000

Did you notice how I got TURDUCKEN in there? My next goal is to get turducken AND gyrocopter into the same posting. I believe it can be done.

By: John C Abell

John C Abell — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:51:09 +0000

I’m with you, blog guy. We have to seal those borders. Look what happened with fruit cake. We let them in willy-nilly and now they are everywhere and even want amnesty.

Your friend,

Duncan “Hines” Hunter