News, but not the serious kind
I’m Toothache Man! You know the drill!
See, this was just a normal dude in pain, visiting a dentist with his jaw wrapped in an elastic bandage and wearing a plastic mask to keep drill spray out of his eyes, when some tainted novocaine gave him super powers.
So writers, try to use lots of dental quips when he fights bad guys, such as “Holy molar!” and “This won’t hurt a bit!” And remember his hip catch-phrase. As he takes the crooks in, he winks at them and says, “I’m afraid your plan won’t cover this!”
March issue, Toothache Man vs. Mercedes Man
A model displaying an outfit by designer Roberto Piqueras waits backstage during The EGO of Pasarela Cibeles fashion show in Madrid February 1, 2008. REUTERS/ Susana Vera