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16:00 February 4th, 2008

Your mouth is oily, I like that in a man!

Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Oddly Enough, , , ,

wingette-2-180.jpgBlog Guy, we all appreciate the wise career advice you give in your blog. Recently you reported on the worst job for a guy. Are there also bottom-of-the-barrel jobs for women, so I can avoid them?

Yes. Every year there is this huge chicken wing-eating competition, and I always notice the “Wingettes” - women who wear sexy outfits and are supposed to appear interested in whether the contestants are choking to death.

I realize it’s just acting, and they don’t really care. But it just seems to me that if your job is to show cleavage at some low-rent spectacle while staring at vile, greasy mouths to see if food is going in or coming out - a strong indicator of whether something has gone very wrong - then maybe your guidance counselor has had a big laugh at your expense.

A Wing Bowl slideshow:

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Reigning Wing Bowl champion Joey Chestnut reacts after winning the 16th annual Wing Bowl event in Philadelphia, February 1, 2008. REUTERS  photos by Tim Shaffer

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4 comments so far

America, the land of opportunity: the only place on Earth you can actually get paid to watch a dork eat chicken wings.

- Posted by Charlene

The trophy should be a wing nut.

- Posted by GoingLikeSixty

I wonder if the models get scale.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Afterward come the bowlympic games.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

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