Blog Guy, I got a glossy brochure asking me to consider a career as a “recortador.” I know you give great career advice. My college friends and I are wondering if we should try this when we graduate in May.
To be honest, no. This photo shows all you need to know about recordators, who work with no weapons and just hop over the intended victim in a bullfight. Look, even if you majored in English lit, you should be able to land a better gig than this.
“Hello Mister Bull, I’ll be your recortador tonight, and I won’t fight back if you want to gore me. For your convenience, I’ll just leap like an idiot until you see a spot you’d like to stick your horns in.”
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A Spanish recortador jumps over a bull during the rehearsal ceremony of the World Bull Fair in Seville, February 5, 2008. REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo
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Photoshop was _made_ for this. I have a picture just like it on my resume.
- Posted by John C AbellI just wonder why their pants don’t split…
- Posted by Dee TSo this Super Recortador is faster than a speeding bull?
- Posted by CharleneIts a bird…Its a plane…Its Matador man!
- Posted by Nocturnal BobI want to try! Come over here, mister recortador! I’ll play the bull with my baseball bat and you be the recortador.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHey, diddle diddle. That’s nothing.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksReminds me of that eternal classic line from the movie UHF. You remember the one. It has to do with poodles.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks