Care to check your shoulders, Ma’am?
You’re the maitre d’ at an elegant restaurant, and this model walks through the door. You say to her…
- “This way, please, Mrs. Lecter. I believe Hannibal has already begun chewing through his restraints…”
- “How lovely! Many men find freakish shoulder development most attractive…”
- “Whatever happened to those two adorable dogs you used to bring here?”
- “The calls came from inside the house?”
Related link: Do you, Hannibal Lecter, take this bride…