Quick quiz:
You’re the maitre d’ at an elegant restaurant, and this model walks through the door. You say to her…
- “This way, please, Mrs. Lecter. I believe Hannibal has already begun chewing through his restraints…”
- “How lovely! Many men find freakish shoulder development most attractive…”
- “Whatever happened to those two adorable dogs you used to bring here?”
- “The calls came from inside the house?”
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Model displays creation by designer Jose Miro during Pasarela Cibeles Autumn/Winter 08-09 fashion week in Madrid February 14, 2008. REUTERS/Sergio Perez
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Who says football players can’t be chic?
- Posted by KHow exciting for Jose Miro. Just recently he switched careers, from taxidermy to fashion. Somebody needs to tell him that Big Shoulders look from the 1980’s is not back, and he can’t bring it back, no matter how frightening he gets…
- Posted by Dee TI would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I am afraid we are out of badgers.
Would you accept a wolverine in it’s place?
Hey! Let’s boil the wolverines!
- Posted by John C AbellShe looks like Gossimer in drag after he’s had a wax.
- Posted by Lady WeaselI don’t need to check no steenking badgers!
- Posted by Robert Basler“Tina! Bring me the axe!”
- Posted by CharleneToday i’ll be mostly looking like the bear out of Bo Selecta with a cricket box on his forehead.
- Posted by Cy NicalI’m imagining the back of the outfit with a gigantic red baboon’s ass.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks“Road Warrior!…..Give us the gasoliiiiiiine!!!”
- Posted by Nocturnal Bob