Care to check your shoulders, Ma’am?

February 14, 2008

hannibal-eyes-140.jpgQuick quiz:

You’re the maitre d’ at an elegant restaurant, and this model walks through the door. You say to her…

  • “This way, please, Mrs. Lecter. I believe Hannibal has already begun chewing through his restraints…”
  • “How lovely! Many men find freakish shoulder development most attractive…”
  • “Whatever happened to those two adorable dogs you used to bring here?”
  • “The calls came from inside the house?”

Related link: Do you, Hannibal Lecter, take this bride…

hannibal-360.jpgModel displays creation by designer Jose Miro during Pasarela Cibeles Autumn/Winter 08-09 fashion week in Madrid February 14, 2008.  REUTERS/Sergio Perez 

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Who says football players can’t be chic?

Posted by K | Report as abusive

How exciting for Jose Miro. Just recently he switched careers, from taxidermy to fashion. Somebody needs to tell him that Big Shoulders look from the 1980′s is not back, and he can’t bring it back, no matter how frightening he gets…

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

I am afraid we are out of badgers.

Would you accept a wolverine in it’s place?

Hey! Let’s boil the wolverines!

She looks like Gossimer in drag after he’s had a wax.

Posted by Lady Weasel | Report as abusive

I don’t need to check no steenking badgers!

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

“Tina! Bring me the axe!”

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

Today i’ll be mostly looking like the bear out of Bo Selecta with a cricket box on his forehead.

Posted by Cy Nical | Report as abusive

I’m imagining the back of the outfit with a gigantic red baboon’s ass.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

“Road Warrior!…..Give us the gasoliiiiiiine!!!”

Posted by Nocturnal Bob | Report as abusive