Valentine to a four-eyed model

February 14, 2008

roses-180.jpgAll I get are nice surprises,
As I gaze into your eyeses,
If my counting is correct,
You’ve twice the number I’d expect

I have made a big decision,
To love a gal with extra vision
Tender words to you I speak,
Will you be my Valen-freak?

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A model displays an outfit created by designer Antonio Alvarado during the Pasarela Cibeles Autumn/Winter 08-09 fashion week in Madrid February 14, 2008. REUTERS/Andrea Comas


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Been there, dude.

Posted by John C Abell | Report as abusive

Nicely done. You deserve each other!

Posted by GoingLikeSixty | Report as abusive

Lasik is just financially out of the question for some people….

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Shamrocks are green
Some gods are Greek
Do you want to be seen
With some kind of freak?

Some guys want more
Some guys want less
Her eyes count to four
And she’s wearing that dress!

Her name may be Valerie
Or maybe it’s Sue
She’ll count every calorie
When she eats with you.

Posted by Lady Weasel | Report as abusive

Great version, Weasel Lady!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You’ve got four eyes,
I only have two…

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

I don’t envy her when she hits 40 or 45.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

I don’t envy her now!

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

Just don’t glance at another woman if you’re with her!

Posted by Nocturnal Bob | Report as abusive

Do these extra set of eyes make me look fat?

Posted by Nocturnal Bob | Report as abusive