Models are seductive, pouty, playful… And this season we are seeing a new emotion: rage. Does this model make you want to buy the dress? She makes me want to crawl to the panic room and bolt the door.
“Relax, Velma, it’s only hypnosis. Those people in the audience are all laughing at you. They wonder why you let some guy calling himself ‘Hannibal Laguna‘ send you out looking like Morticia Addams. Why didn’t you get a pretty dress, Velma? And you know that Cinnabon you wanted at breakfast? Hannibal Laguna said, “Models don’t get Cinnabons,” and then he ate it himself.
“But Velma, you won’t remember any of this until a small black feather drops onto your elbow. Then, Velma, it’s payback time…”
Model displays a creation by Hannibal Laguna during the Pasarela Cibeles Autumn/Winter 08-09 fashion week in Madrid February 15, 2008. REUTERS/ Susana Vera
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That’s what she gets for trusting a designer named Hannibal: the dress is eating her alive.
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