Grab your undies, Little Joe! They got Pa!
Okay fashion staff, we have a disaster! Some of our models took a shortcut to the dressing room across the runway, after the show began! There are shots of them striding abreast like the Cartwright boys in Bonanza, wearing just their underpants.
What should we do? Huh? Just go ahead and say those things are OUTFITS? Who on Earth would believe that?
You have to love the fashion industry. When I was a kid, there was this strange dude who would walk up and down our street dressed exactly like this, but we didn’t call it a “fashion creation.” We had another name for it, but what did we know?