Blog Guy, I’ve put together a loose-leaf notebook of your very helpful career advice, but sometimes I’m not totally clear on what you’re saying.
Sorry, I will try to be more direct. Here is a tip for you: if your job allows you to see firsthand whether a tiger still has has its tonsils, then your guidance counselor may have let you down.
Nope, I still don’t get your point.
Okay. What I’m saying is, at NO TIME during the course of your working shift should you be in a position to lose your contact lens in a jungle animal’s throat. Let’s see, how else can I put it? If you can tell for certain that a tiger had garlic sauce on his gazelle for lunch, then take three steps backward and call in sick.
A trainer puts his head inside a tiger’s mouth during a performance at a zoo in Xiamen, Fujian province, February 16, 2008. Picture taken February 16, 2008. REUTERS/China Daily
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In China, I bet this is considered a very wonderful job.
- Posted by Dee TDude, I know plastic surgery is expensive in China, but this isn’t the answer!
- Posted by CharleneDon’t tigers lick their genitalia just like domestic cats? Not for nothing, but I hope mine is a clean death.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksYou’re right. It does taste funny.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAgain, please, which one is Calvin?
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[thought bubble]
- Posted by Shawn HendricksScrew curing warts. This should SCARE them off.
I see Chinese veterinary dentists are very thorougher!
- Posted by Hunter