Once again, the fashion world shows us its innovative side, with a model on stilts at a major style show. They say by autumn, stilts will be a standard fashion accessory. I see trouble:
- Stilt-women extend through open car sunroof, a bummer at low underpasses
- Ceiling height in many Applebee’s bathroom stalls is only eight feet
- Novelty shops are FULL of gags to play on stilt-walkers - don’t be a victim!
- The sound of sticks on crisp fallen leaves is a known wolverine mating call
A model presents a creation by British designer Vivienne Westwood as part of her Fall/Winter 2008/09 women’s ready-to-wear fashion show in Paris February 25, 2008. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
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You shouldn’t model outfits when you’re high.
- Posted by Lady WeaselThis is why they call it haute couture!
- Posted by CharleneShe obviously lost a bet!
- Posted by Dee TIt’s not ready to wear if you have to climb on a roof to ‘dress.’ Am I being too critical?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksBlast! Someone already burned Connery’s boat scene from Highlander.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe NBA just isn’t ready for atheletes with prosthetics.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIt’s called a mumumu.
Cause it’s longer than a mumu.
never mind
- Posted by Shawn HendricksGot factory seconds from the stiletto heel shoe factory again, eh, Marcia?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksPull your pranks, sure, but every lumberjack knows to beware kickback.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhaddaya mean, that’s not a shaolin monk?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThey never offer a scarf or a shawl drink. That would just be creepy. Or a golashes drink. I’ll bet you could get drunk with a catheter drink but I’m never going to volunteer to be a test subject. Has anybody ever spiked an enema with tequila or everclear? That’s just weird, even for me. I think I’m thirsty for an umbrella drink is the point and it’s making me loopy. Loopy, I tell you.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSally suffered the misfortune to fall slip off the high catwalk while walking on the stilts. Lucky for her, underneath the dress she wore parachute pants.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksJust when you feel safe from cleavege gawkers, you got your up-skirters taking advantage. It just doesn’t seem fair.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks