Memo to staff: This is OUR year! We’ve created a sexy, clingy, flimsy winter dress! Sleeveless and slinky, a sure winner!
Well, yes, there is a slight problem with frostbite, so we’ve added accessories. We’re using double layers of heavy woolen gloves. We also added earmuffs, and we’ll use ski goggles to fight the snow blindness.
We’re still working on the legs, but a combo of mukluks and long johns should do fine. Now, if a stagehand can follow Julie with a space heater… Not too close, this fabric tends to melt… There, how’s that for revealing wintertime glamour!
A model presents a creation by Chinese designer Frankie Xie for Jefen as part of his Fall/Winter 2008/09 women’s ready-to-wear fashion show in Paris February 24, 2008. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
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Leg warmers for your arms. Huh. You wear them with gloves, you say? Huh. Got a stocking cap cap I can wrap around my… oh, never mind.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDidn’t Doyle do a short story about this chick?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI wondered why she slapped me across the face when it was more likely she had red her own mind.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI wondered what would happen if a women took minoxidil.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIdiot mittens; not just for Bill Cosby anymore.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI don’t care how stylish it is. I refuse to wear a bib when I’m cracking open lobster.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksRaggedy Ann may look tough but even the weakest kid on the block can probably knock the stuffing out of her.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksYou know, if the weather calls for long gloves and earmuffs, maybe you need something more than a slip to go with them.
- Posted by Charlene